26 Parenting Hacks For Devilishly Clever Adults Wanting To Mess With Their Kids

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Dec 10, 2017 11:00 AM EST

Truth of the matter is that while these are vaguely morally questionable, they're pretty genius at the same time. 

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    Text - The More You Meh Follow @TheAlexNevil Me: Time for bed 7: I'm not tired M: Brush your teeth first 7: I'm too tired
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    Text - Team Serrano Follow @jessnjulio0405 #ParentingHack If you can't find your kids at home, turn off the Wi-Fi. It won't take em long 2 find you. Your Welcome! #TuesdayTip
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    Text - Momma of Midgard Follow @MidgardMomma Parenthood is: Telling your kids they can't eat brownies for breakfast, then eating brownies for breakfast after they leave for school >
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    Text - Stephanie Ortiz Follow @Six_Pack Mom Kids were hiding from their chores. Just played a recording of ice cream truck jingles; kids came running... #ParentingHack #Nailedlt
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    Text - Katie Follow @katiestrong I'm so grumpy tonight that my kids put themselves to bed just to get away from from me. Parenting hack.
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    Text - Salty Mermaid Follow @Jenn_H_Scott I highly suggest you tell your kids to help clean up. They won't do it, but they will disappear and leave you the hell alone for a few
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    Text - Unfiltered Mama Follow QUnfilteredMama bet I could eliminate 50% of the tantrums in my house as "snack time." just started referring to dinner
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    Text - Walking Outside Follow @WalkingOutside Parenting Hack: Don't guilt trip your spouse. Let your kid do it. "I know, Baby. You wish Daddy would have changed your diaper." #momlife
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    Text - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins Follow Weekend parenting hack 1) Tell your kids to stay in bed until a certain time 2) Set their clock back an hour 3) Enjoy an extra hour of sleep
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    Product - Dad and Buried Follow @DadandBuried #LifeHack #ParentingHack The key to successfully pawning a whiny toddler off on your wife is making sure she doesn't hear you say, "Go see what Mommy's doing!" Dad and BurTed.com
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    Text - Joshua Best Follow @joshuabest My kids hate washing their hair so much, I now try to reach over the curtain & squeeze shampoo on them without them noticing #parentinghack
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    Text - Adam Edmonds Follow @adamed #parentinghack just put out a plate of vegetables and kids will eat them. Ask them to eat the vegetables and they will scream bloody murder
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    Text - Aubrayus Follow @aubreyhunterrr Parenting hack: train your child to think it's fun to scratch your back and play with your hair; all day, errrday.
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    Text - Robert Knop Follow @FatherWith Twins Parenting hack: turn everything into a race. My 4yos both just got dressed in under 50 seconds.
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    Text - Doyin Richards Follow @daddydoinwork Right now I'm that dad playing hide & seek with my kid so I can actually get shit done while she thinks she has the "perfect" hiding spot.
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    Text - Sarah Watts Follow @sazzlemarie How to make a child play with random old, neglected toys...put them in a box by the door for the charity shop! #parentinghack
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    Text - Ryan Bender Follow @RyanBender2 Best #ParentingHack? We tell our daughter have to share YouTube videos with other kids...so we don't have to watch them over and over...
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    Text - Unfiltered Mama Follow @UnfilteredMama Mom hack: When your kids don't finish their lemonade, make margaritas.
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    Text - Tara Brown Follow @Faux_Ma Parenting Hack: Wine.
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    Text - Sarcastic Mommy Follow @sarcasticmommy4 If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal It's science
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    Text - Jackie Nimrichter Follow @one_busy_mama Me: clean your room Kids: "sit n whine for hour* Me: I can clean faster than u! Kids: "pick up toys in 10 mins* #momlife #parentinghack
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    Text - Wendi Aarons Follow @WendiAarons "Boys, brush your teeth and get in bed or I'll make you come out here and watch Bieber!" #VMAS #Parenting Hack
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    Text - Red Hairing Follow @RHairing Sometimes I walked past my daughters' room with headphones connected to nothing so they think I can't hear them #parentinghack
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    Text - Keris Stainton Follow @Keris Joe: "We're living the life of luxury! We've got BREADSTICKS!" Parenting hack: keep expectations low.
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    Text - Emily Ellis Follow @emnellis16 #parentinghack if your child is hiding, just open up some candy for yourself, as soon as you barely open it they will find you and want it
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    Text - annie are you ok? Follow @AnnieMcCarren |I've convinced our 8-yo that I hate the sound of the vacuum so now she vacuums whenever she's mad at me. #ParentingHack
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